will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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