just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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