Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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