is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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