I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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