K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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