I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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