You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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