hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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