So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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