Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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