Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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