thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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