Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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