we're blogging at a bar
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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