found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize