Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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