but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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