i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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