She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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