just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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