I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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