Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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