North Korea, Best Korea!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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