I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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