My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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