Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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