yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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