hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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