I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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