talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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