Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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