Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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