Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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