So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
this will be a night to untag.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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