jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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