just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she looked like the before picture.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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