can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
