Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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