He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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