so explain again why im purple
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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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