I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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