Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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