i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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