Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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