so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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