and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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