In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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