We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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