Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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