Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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