operation harelip BJ is a go
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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